All because of a cheeseburger

I want to share a story written by a wonderfully creative Lyudmila Snezhanova in my Creative Writing Club , which is a free project for people who share my passion for writing. Lyudmila wrote an incredible but also hilarious piece on a highly challenging but also fun prompt: "My dad gave me three life rules to live by: 1. (fill in the blank), 2. (fill in the blank) and 3. (fill in the blank). The first two were easy, but the third one proved difficult all because of a cheeseburger. Let me explain." Below is her wonderfully-crafted story. Enjoy! ✽✽✽ My dad gave me three life rules to live by: 1. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you, 2. Don't pick a weak man, and 3. Don't feed or beat other people's children. The first two were easy, but the third one proved difficult all because of a cheeseburger. Let me explain. In fact, I am sitting now at a McDonald's restaurant with a green crayon that I've just stolen f...